|Twisted Tree One: Ponderosa Pine at Linden Gardens|
|Twisted Tree Two with Flowers|
Twisted trees make good Art. At least that's what I think. But then I'm only a male. It seems all the latest studies show females are superior. But I'm sure all you nice ladies out there knew that ages ago without any studies. They are also superior at Art, Twisted Trees, everything. Even clothes. Just look at what the Duchess of Cambridge is wearing on her trip to Canada. Designer Clothes. Usually put on by a personal dresser. Her husband just wears suits. If you don't believe me, just check out Robert Genn's latest letter. Anyway, to conclude, this is a good joke. From a male. "My neighbor knocked on my door at 2.30 a.m. Can you believe it? 2.30.a.m.! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes...."